Journey

Journey

Life is more about the journey than the destination. More over I'm a traveler, destinations rarely matter to me.

Conditions apply*

Conditions apply*

She was staring at her phone

and

fell asleep after waiting two long hours.

That was the ONLY time her phone use to ring in the whole day.

Perhaps he forgot to call her today,

while talking to his girlfriend.

Karma is a bitch.

Karma is a bitch

“Why don’t you react when I unnecessarily shout at you?”  

asked her husband while keeping his hands on her shoulder from behind.

“You remind me of a younger me. When I was young and stupid.

I too had never thought about it.” 

She replied while removing her ear ring.

close save

Close save

“Stop it. I already know that.”

Husband screamed.

“Thank God. I didn’t know that.”

He said in his mind.

oh fuck!!!

"oh fuck!!!",

he screamed in his mind while taking shower.

He had left his phone on the bed. 

"oh fuck...now I have seen his message!!"

#whatsapp_ticks

"oh fuck....I was dieting."

"oh fuck!!!"

#phone_bettery 1%

"oh fuck....forgot my wallet!!"

"oh fuck...it's Sunday!!"

#provate_job

"oh fuck....something is was on stove!!!"

"oh fuck!!!"

#power_cut

                                                                         "oh fuck!!!"
                                                                      #traffic_police

                                                            "oh fuck...69 missed calls!!"
                                                                            #couples

                                                          "oh fuck...that was not a fart!"
                                                                        #gross_things

lamp

lamp

While walking on the beach,

he found a lamp.

Upon rubbing, there was a huge blast.

Not his,

but someone's wish was granted.

Love

Love

"Define love.", 

she asked.

"I wish for your happiness

instead of wishing for you.",

he replied.

I'm sorry.

I'm Sorry.

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t save her.”, 

he said in a tensed voice

while removing his mask and stethoscope. 

A little cute girl started crying like hell.

Immediately he picked his daughter up 

and started laughing. 

He had declared her Barbie doll dead 

in this doctor – doctor game.

Trick

Trick

Girl: Hey!! Something has been changed. 

How come you are always happy these days?? 

Whats the trick?

Boy: I have stopped dreaming.

wish

wish

Boy: I wish you were my gf or my gf was like you. Gud nite.

Girl: Same here. Good night. :)

Obviously

Obviously

“I will marry anybody but not Ajay. 

I won’t let my parents ruin my life.” 

She said as she gulped down the vodka shot.

Girish, her best friend, who was listening to her 

since last half an hour suddely said,

“Then marry me.” 

Now she had two problems to deal.

Almost

Almost

She They fell in love

 and lived happily ever after.

Except around 1023 fights,789 arguments,

76 instances of almost breaking up,

 and later 47 times almost going for divorce;

but they stuck together.

Source:Unknown

ghost...

ghost...

“I am really scared.” 

he said, 

while clinging to her mother.

“Don’t worry, these human only hurt themselves.”,

his mother replied.

different perspective...!!

different perspective...!!

She immediately took off her bra,

It was windy and perhaps

that was already dry.

Excluding you...!!

Excluding you...!!

“Every person you meet is fighting a war, okay.

Life is not that easy”, she took a pause,

“Forget it, perhaps you are a lucky man,

You have always met nice people

and luck has always favored you.”,

she completed her sentence.

“Yeah, I am a lucky man.”

He replied with a smile.

Sympathy...!!!

Sympathy...!!!

Two ladies saw each other in a busy mall 

and both felt pity for each other.

One was wearing

a burka

and

another was in

short skirt.

Test...??

Test...??

“Do you think God loves you?”

His friend asked him while he was praying.

“Yes.”, he replied with a smile, after praying.

“Do you think God listens to your prayers?”,

His friend asked again. “Yes, of course.” He was still smiling.

“Then why do you suffer?” another question came.

“This is how we teach our children.”

He replied while kissing the hand of his

priest friend.

heartbreak...

heartbreak...

Boy: Given an option, what would you like to change about yourself?

Girl: I wish my heart was made of Diamond.

Boy: and why is so?

Girl: Diamonds never break.

Choices...

Choices...

“You have made a mess of your life.

why don’t you do something?”

He asked her, while chatting with her another friend.

She thought for a while and replied,

“I don’t want to live without you.”

death note...

death note...

A man once asked a dying man,

“What is the biggest failure of your life?”

He thought for while

and said,

“Go fuck yourself !”